Eddie (Josh Brolin) is a producer working for Capitol Studios. On the surface, this is a glamorous career. Eddie goes in and out of high-end places and banquets all day long, dealing with big stars and celebrities from all walks of life. But in fact, what Eddie really does is to "wipe the butts" of these giant babies who are idle and troublesome all day long. Director Lawrence (Ralph Fiennes) accidentally makes the famous female star Diana (Scarlett Johansson) pregnant, and Eddie must find a way to make this matter a secret forever. The alcoholic old actor Baird (George Clooney) was kidnapped before the new film was about to start, and the job of raising a ransom of $100,000 fell on Eddie's head. In addition, Eddie must beware of the twin entertainment reporters Sike sisters (Tilda Swinton) who are eyeing celebrity gossip.