During the Southern Song Dynasty, the old wolf leader of the Jin Kingdom sent an assassin, Jiligulu, to sneak into Lin'an, plotting to assassinate the diligent general (played by Ren Quan) during the "One Heart Under Heaven" art performance held in Lin'an City. The two learned from various sources that there would be a dancing panda from Wolong performing on the day of the performance, so they came up with a plan to pretend to be a dart receiver and kidnap the panda in order to get close to the general. Wang Laoji (played by Liu Hua), a dart master who lives in Sichuan and is over 40 years old but has accomplished nothing, was mistakenly identified as the "world's best dart master" and took over the task of escorting a giant panda. In order to prove that he can eat the meal of a dart master, Wang Laoji took a dart secret book and set off without hesitation. Unexpectedly, he met the female bandit Jinlian (played by A Duo) on the way, and was once again mistaken for his long-awaited lover Huang Laoji; when he arrived in Lin'an, he met the female head of the police (played by Deng Jiajia) who was not appreciated for her talent, and was mistaken for a criminal engaged in wildlife trafficking; Jili Gulu also appeared at the Shiquan Shimei Restaurant at this time, trying to cheat the giant panda away by pretending to be someone else. With many forces gathered at the Shiquan Shimei Hotel, can Wang Laoji finally complete the escort mission successfully? What kind of ridiculous story will it cause?