A panda who has passed the second-class A level of Mandarin, the fourth level of English, and the second-class level of computer science has gone through untold hardships to blend into human society and even got into college. The naive panda thought he was the weirdest college student in the world. Who knew that when he looked around: Boss? What's the matter with these leaves that represent vicissitudes? What? Are you the former boss of a Southeast Asian gang? Squad leader? Why are there so many AK-47s in your closet? What? You used to be a core member of a Middle Eastern terrorist organization? Second brother? Is there any sense in hanging this dog on a tree? What? Out of instinct? Third brother? Can the bodyguard's gun be taken back first? I'm just playing ping-pong with you... Wait a minute! Heiwa! You won't be a national treasure if you eat me! Penguin is going to tell a joke, Lao B, please draw your sword? Damn! How did you chop down the plateau people? Are you really a backbone of the Northwest gang with your sword skills? Teacher! There's a plane crashing over there! Are you not going? You want to supervise this dog to finish peeing in the toilet? Are you a superman or a sanitation worker! ?